I've decided that someone out there has to write a book called, "You Know You're a Special Education Teacher When..." and fill it with anecdotal comments we find ourselves repeating/hearing from our students.
It's weird, but yes, I am that person who loves writing down quotes. Somewhere on my hard drive full of pictures, there is a Microsoft Word document filled with hilarious quotes attributed to friends, students, and sometimes my own utterances that just don't come out right. I love remembering these things.
So here we are...it's time for another list entry. You know You're a SPED teacher when....
1. You say, "When you don't listen, I have to take your squishy."
2. You have beads everywhere in your purse...because some kids really need a necklace.
3. You carry gloves everywhere...because you never know when you might need them! This includes date night and outside of the school.
4. You talk about poop stories etc. without realizing that others don't normally talk about this. This may include reminding friends that baby poop doesn't bother you.
5. Self-stim behaviors of your students can easily be repeated when you tell stories about school.
6. You discover that yes, you too, have autistic tendencies.
7. You carry around stim toys and offer them to co-workers in a bind.
8. You speak in acronymns.
9. "Safe hands and feet" has great meaning to you.
10. You start to think about ways to record yourself saying your repeated sayings so your throat won't hurt so bad at the end of the day.
11. You wish you could put up videos of your students on YouTube because you know others would appreciate the humor, but you don't because of legal purposes.
12. You understand that mayo, pudding, and ketchup all make up a new food group that isn't on the pyramid.
13. You never sit down. When you get home, you forget you can.
14. You tell your husband things in "If, then" format. You may also ask, "Was that the best idea?"
15. You know way too much about Dora, Thomas, Sponge Bob, buses, and trains.
16. You love making tables using Microsoft Word. You also are very excited about organized data sheets using the same program.
17. You wish you had a tape recorder because people would never believe some of the things your students' parents say to you.
18. You walk/run to the bathroom very quickly.
19. Visual aides are your best friends.
20. You have "kids" whether you physically "had" them or not.
21. The word "transportation" makes you feel slightly stressed that somehow, you'll be late or have to wait for a long time on hold.
22. You sometimes state that your goal for the day is survival.
23. No matter where you are, you watch kids running to make sure an adult is chasing them.
24. You've been embarrassed in a public place because your student is a sneaky, sneaky food thief.
25. "Hands out of pants" is a phrase you have to use often.
26. Your students remember dates better than you do.
27. Your students remember promises better than you do.
28. When all else fails, every kid knows the words to "Jingle Bells" and "The Wheels On the Bus."
29. You talk about texture issues.
30. You love Fit Balls.
31. You understand how complicated it can be to explain a step-by-step activity.
32. You love to see your students accomplish even the smallest goals.
33. You laugh almost constantly because your kids are so funny (and sometimes you have to laugh in your head because you're trying to teach more appropriate behavior).
34. You appreciate simple pleasures: a piece of chocolate, magnets.
35. It feels weird when it's really quiet.
36. Your kids have better dance moves than you.
37. You congratulate people for good eye contact, good listening, and good sitting.
38. You have to let your kids have a "run break."
39. Grocery shopping gets really interesting because you have a classroom of kids sneaking things into your cart.
40. You enjoy working with your students so much you do all your paperwork on your own time.
Being a teacher is never boring. Despite the hard parts, I absolutely love working with my kids. I never laugh as hard as I do about the things that they say....
Can't wait to make a music video this year--I have a feeling that's going to give me more quotes! I had an idea today...old school Mario from the first Nintendo! I can't wait to see what that will bring!
An unconventional truth
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I am a mother.
This truth is starting to penetrate a culture-imposed shame:* The defining
moment and culmination of womanhood is in bearing children. ...
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